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Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."



The Seraphim

It's sad that the threads of Fate have been pulled in such a way that there has to be born enforcers to set it right. However, there's nothing that can be done now; if God wanted to destroy it all by resetting time, he could have done so... But clearly, he liked the project, and would feel awkward making it all over. Thus, the Seraphim were awakened from among the human ranks. We are agents of change, ironically enough; our purpose is to embody the dynamism necessary to exact entropy on the current stasis, and in dissolving them all return the raw quintessential stuff necessary for the reweaving of the human race. It's do or die now; we have to blast away the sands of time, or face recycling along with everyone else.
In light of that... We're going to shoot some faces.



Ye Seraphim


[Avoral]
Avoralus de Malkav, Chosen of Metatron
"I knew God was good for something..."


[Skyy]
Skyy Everlast, Voice of Creation
"I shall bless the good children of the land and damn the sinners to a place far worse than hell. For I am the everlasting. I am Skyy Everlast."


[Whim]
Simon Natas, Voice of Creation
"My might is very yummy."


[Malkavian]
Voice of Creation
"Pudding."


[Neimo]
The Integration of Masturbation into Creation
"The wheel's turning, but the rat is dead."


[4V0r41]
The Vinyl Maiden, Voice of Creation
"Never underestimate someone who overestimates himself."


[Delladreing]
The Fiona, Ascendant
"Shake it. Wow."




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2004-05-05 [Avoral]: [4V0r41] is officially dropped from the Seraphim. Unith, we hardly knew ye.

2004-05-06 [Skyy]: How...amusing. Do not drop me as of yet though dear Avoral. I believe you understand my circumstances.

2004-05-06 [Skyy]: ...SOrry I poluted this page though...you can fix it though.

2004-05-06 [Avoral]: You've done nothing against the Seraphim. Atridane did. You're in no danger.

2004-05-09 [-Riptide-]: So has been removed from your higher ranks.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Umm... What?

2004-05-17 [4V0r41]: I will be back. Mwah ha ha ha Caugh caugh ahh feather.

2004-05-17 [Avoral]: No. Unless you prove yourself worthy, there is no return for you.

2004-06-10 [Avoral]: There we are. You proved yourself again, Atridane.

2004-07-11 [Lost in Illusions]: I wanna be in here... may I may I?? ~begs and pleads~

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Not with that kind of attitude. That's highly un-Seraphim.

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: well, fine! XP

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Hehe

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: what would it take for me to get on here?

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: The complete pwnage of no less than three (3) Goths of an age no less than one year behind you (older is great, but no younger than 17, in your case)... Or continued assistance in zealous and offensive bastardizations.

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Oh, and all pwning must be proven. (Save your messages. We want to read them. Hehe...)

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: hmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I can find those... does cussing people out who bring their opinions of me being gay and "ugly" count??

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: If they're particularly Goth-ish and fit the guidelines, and you do it in a CI-brand style (and do pile on the offensiveness, holding nothing back even in the light of complete alienation), then yeah.

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Oh, and you must astound us with your wit and intellectual destructive abilities. The rest of us did. ^_^ (Don't believe me? Try to pwn one of us. Hehe...)

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I'

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I'll look at my old messages

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: No, you've been presented with the task. You undertake them from now on, and when you come back with proof of pwnership of one, I do an informal one-count toward your Seraph status. Three times, and you're in.

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: so only from today on? No past messages? XD... time to stir up trouble....

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Damn straight. Stir it up, and feel free to use CI as a shield. We love controversy.

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I shall do that ^_^ ~hugs Avo~ I loves you!

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Hehe... Excellent. Take 'em, Chris.

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: w00t! Care to help me out? Point me in the direction of a poor little lost goth??

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Nah, just watch the wikis like a hawk, and find the juicy ones. The really angsty ones. Especially the really old angsty ones, for they don't need to be living.

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: right... if they really feel like they should die at 15, why the hell are they still 25 and feeling like "woe is me" and dying inside?? Grab a fucking knife already and get it over with

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Ex-effing-xactly. If you're still in the throes of stupid teen angst as a legal adult, you're developing much more slowly than you should be and need to be terminated.

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I like to think myself with a maturity level of a much older, wiser, adulty-type person... everyone says I look 23, perhaps that's because I act that way? O.o

2004-07-12 [Avoral]: Perhaps, perhaps.

2004-07-14 [Skyy]: Wow, I'm such a douche. Look at me and my Ventrue arse, I'm so snazzy I could hump a wall and leave gold-plated stains. *Shifts eyes* Of course it's Chris! Shut your mouth!

2004-07-14 [Lost in Illusions]: I havent destroyed any goths... but I have destroyed a gay-basher trying to tell me how sick my sexuality is

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: ~`rolls around on the floor`~ weeeeeee

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: *Floor opens up to become Avoral's mouth; eats Malkavian* ^__________^!

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: yum?

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: *Nods, shaking the foundation*

2004-07-28 [Malkavian]: ~`Walks around inside your insides.`~

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Oh yeah. Step on my insides.

2004-07-28 [Lost in Illusions]: ~sits on the floor and watches~

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: You mean it? o_0 ~`Raises her ooze covered leg just enough to set it over your right lung but not pressing down on it.`~

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~stares at the two in their gruesome, yet strangely arousing play~

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: ~`She smiles, "Okay, I'm testing it Avvy." She hops on his right lung and jumps up and down on it, "You might get lightheaded but this is still pretty fun."`~ o_0

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: er... hello?

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: Hello Mr.Abeo

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hiya! ^_^ Enjoying stepping on Avy's insides?

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: Sorta, it's kinda oozy and his whiteblood cells aren't to nice. You want to come in and join me?

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe, I dunno.... I know my Avy loves me, but I dont think he'd appreciate it too much... O.o oh what the hell? ~jumps in next to Malkavian~ ^________________^ yay!

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: ~`Hops around you in circles`~ lallalalalla ^-^

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hahaha ~steps on Avy's tongue~ squishy ^^

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: ~`Looks down his throat`~ To Jump or Not To Jump or simply just to fall.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: lets sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide down the esophagus! ^_^

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: Okay, o_0 ~`hops then slides down his throat, getting covered in siliva in the process.`~ ooOoh

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe, wanna hear a dirty joke about the esophagus? XD oooooh, Avy saliva. So much better than normal peoples' saliva

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: Sure, I'd love to hear a dirty joke

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: one sperm says to the other "So, how long do you think we'll get to the ovaries?" The other says "I think it'll be awhile" The first says "how? We've been swimming for quite a while..." The second says "Yes, but we've only just passed the esophagus" XD hahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!

2004-07-29 [Malkavian]: lol ^-^

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehehehehe.. I just figured it'd be appreciated since we are, in fact, in Avy's esophagus ^_________________________^

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Stay away from my ovaries!

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: haha! ^^ Dont worry, Avy. I want nothing to do with your insides... your outsides, however.............

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Mah breasts! ^_^

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~pokes Avy's breasts~ yeppers... though I was thinking something a little further south.... O.o hehe, sorry.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: *Is facing to the west* My ribcage?

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: Oy, nevermind. I love ya.

2005-01-27 [Avoral]: Playtime's on, kids. I've got the urge to destroy. I'm in the process of searching for a wiki, but I don't know which yet.

2005-01-27 [Malkavian]: ...Avvy...hush...you're being ignorant...ignorant. ~`Giggles`~

2005-01-28 [Avoral]: Gah! Head screaming. You can hear it, right? I must destroy. Destroy the ignorant, not myself. Let's play, dearie. We need to smash some skulls.

2005-01-28 [Malkavian]: What kind of skulls?

2005-01-29 [Avoral]: Goth-skulls, of course.

2005-01-29 [Malkavian]: Hmm...I shall hunt for prey then.

2005-01-29 [Malkavian]: [Oskas] , Awwh! How cute! He atleast beat the system of conformity in some places. Though I do not believe he has broken away. He seems to be on the right track, maybe someone around here should help him figure out what it means to be what you truly are.

2005-01-29 [Avoral]: Aww, he's adorable! Perhaps I may take a mock constructive approach to this one.

2005-01-29 [Malkavian]: Don't hurt his feelings, he seems...to have one foot on the right path. Hmm...he's better than the children in my school...

2005-01-29 [Avoral]: Is pain not the ultimate teacher, my dear?

2005-01-29 [Malkavian]: What pain do they feel? Other than stupidity...? I shouldn't say that, it's ignorance and arrogance. Pain doesn't teach much and with people like that they only dig deeper into that icky hole. Since their feelings were hurt they'll just have more of an excuse to pretend to be emotional and helpless.

2005-01-29 [Avoral]: Damn. I guess I'm just having fun with them, then. However, I was thinking of playing up the "darkened insight" edge.

2005-01-29 [Malkavian]: You can do that...that is fine.

2005-07-28 [Malkavian]: ca-cheek, ca-cheek

2005-07-30 [Avoral]: *Loves!*

2006-07-28 [Delladreing]: fucking hell -.-

2006-07-28 [Avoral]: I'll get the pout eventually.

2006-08-09 [Malkavian]: I sure do miss you guys but hey! Avvy has my MSN get him to give it to you, outty5000! :o

2006-08-20 [Avoral]: Eee.
Miss ye too, even if we never talk when the chance arises.

2007-08-15 [Delladreing]: I totally forgot I was The Ascendant.

2007-08-16 [Avoral]: Oh yes.

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